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EST. 2012

The weather is getting hot, but that doesn’t mean you can’t dress nice!
Submitted by Adam

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So, what do you think?

12 Comments
  1. J. B. Goodman Says:

    She looks very cute.

  2. Sartrement Votre Says:

    Ouch !

  3. noCountry4FreeMan Says:

    I think that you made a wrong combination of clothes, so it is hard to rate your look.Maybe a darker colour of trousers? The fit on the one in the photo makes your half bottom even longer. it’s better if change it a bit and post again.

  4. Thomas Says:

    JBGoodman sounds like a d!ćk.

  5. Anna Wintour Says:

    @Thomas Totally agree. He needs to reel his neck in and make some constructive comments.

  6. Brotha Says:

    Great hat! I think that similar wrinkly texture on shirt and trousers makes it too casual and safari-like. It’s well put together but looks a bit like XIX century British on trip to Africa. ;)

  7. J. B. Goodman Says:

    I apologize. After further review, I realize the subject in this photo is in fact an effeminate scraggy male–much like a Prada model. That said,the hat and the glasses are both gorgeous.

  8. Adam Says:

    @J.B., I suppose I should take your comment on me looking like a model as a compliment, but in any case, I apologize that my 16 year old facial features aren’t masculine enough for you.

    To everyone else, thanks for any and all constructive criticism and compliments.

  9. Adam Says:

    Oh and @Anna, surely you aren’t *the* Anna Wintour, right?

  10. J.B. Goodman Says:

    Adam, you are a handsome male with a tall, slender build.
    Use that to your advantage; wear something more powerful and understated.
    We would like to see you wearing a suit, plain white shirt, and Chelsea boots. Your hair, combed.
    I will be Looking forward to you proving me wrong.

  11. Adam Says:

    @J.B., I’ll try my best. I must admit that I only own a black suit, and the suit that matches these pants, and I don’t own any Chelsea boots. At 16, plain suits don’t get much wear, and I can’t afford to pay for something I wouldn’t wear much. If you offered to buy me a suit and Chelsea boots, I guarantee I would wear them, but for now I deal with what I have.

  12. Birdistheword Says:

    The guy looks like he’s going to be gang raped in jail and will not mind that

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